Sea Lion Center, Fishermen’s Wharf

At Fishermen’s Wharf on a crowded National Holiday afternoon, we braved the smell of bumming sea lions and watched them laze around the harbour decks as they tanned their already brown skins and accumulated fats on their flabby bodies. You know what the ironic thing is? There were so many of us watching them, itContinue reading “Sea Lion Center, Fishermen’s Wharf”

Confessions of a Hostie: True Stories of an International Flight Attendant

I received this book from Monsoon Books in exchange for a review, and here it is! Published July 1st 2012/October 28th 2013 by Monsoon Books MY REVIEW: “Caffeine is not a drug – it’s a vitamin. Comedian Steven Wright makes a joke about how he first makes an instant coffee just so he has theContinue reading “Confessions of a Hostie: True Stories of an International Flight Attendant”

magic squiggles

“What an astonishing thing a book is. It is a flat object made from a tree with flexible parts, on which are imprinted lots of funny dark squiggles. But one glance at it and you’re inside the mind of another person. Writing is perhaps the greatest of human inventions, binding together people who never knewContinue reading “magic squiggles”

hey pugly

Supposed to be revising for 777 exam tomorrow, but here I am and getting a kick out of entering ‘ugliest pugs’ into Google Images. I swear if I ever get a pug I can never look the poor chap in the face! I can just die laughing Hence a pug would always, totally make my day.Continue reading “hey pugly”