Take a step back from the frills of society.
And have a cookie!

“I took a bite of cookie and chewed.

“Hmmm,” I said, trying not to spit crumbs.
“Clear vanilla notes, too-sweet chocolate chips, distinct flavor of brown sugar.
A decent cookie, not spectacular.
Still, a good-hearted cookie, not pretentious.”

I turned to Fang. “What say you?”

“It’s fine.”

Some people just don’t have what it takes to appreciate a cookie.” 
― James Patterson, The Angel Experiment